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Friday, December 7th, 2007
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What's more lame?
People making a myspace for the pet.. or their baby?
I vote baby. I think it would be creepy for a baby to be friends with a 35 year old or something. But, pets are for everyone~
I think it's funny that Kiwi has more friends and comments than I do.. and all his friends (but a few human bird-lovers and other animals) are birds.
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Friday, November 30th, 2007
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I want to commit spousal abuse every time Anthony claims that "fat" isn't a feeling.
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Saturday, November 17th, 2007
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A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.
He now lives in Ayr.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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Sunday, September 23rd, 2007
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I finally went through the stuff Truddie left here for me to keep because she couldn't take it with her when she moved. I came across a 30G IPOD that didn't work. I did some research, downloaded Itunes, reformatted and restored it. Now it works like brand new. :D! I also came across something that freaked Anthony out.. on the back of a paper menu for a pub were myspace addresses and one of the usernames coincides with one of his exgirlfriend's sort-of distinctive blog names. That's scary shit. I'm supposed to have a photoshoot tomorrow but I really, really, really, really, REALLY don't want to go because I can't sleep. Not to mention the in-laws are coming over to move some stuff.. -_-;
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Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
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If you are not familiar with this news story, it concerns the 7/7/07 theft and abuse of a Ventura, California family's pet 40 lb. 25 year-old tortoise, companion of their Autistic 6 year-old son.
The 25-year-old African spurred tortoise was snatched from Sullivan's yard on July 7. Police following an anonymous tip found Bob behind an apartment complex several days later.
Bob's hind legs were badly cut, a toe was cut off, his neck was slashed and his shell was punctured with a sharp object. The attacker tried to cut the animal out of his shell and threw him against a wall, police said.
Jose "Tony" Mosqueda, 18, of Ventura, was arrested and charged with animal cruelty. He pleaded not guilty and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, prosecutors said.
The goal of this petition is to get Jose "Tony" Mosqueda the maximum.
www.justiceforbob.com
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Monday, August 27th, 2007
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I think one of my teachers dislikes me because I'm the only white person in my class.
She singled me out and yelled at me ("YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!111one *goes all ghetto bitch*) when I was in the middle of asking a question. A lot of people turned around to laugh at me after she was done.
I almost cried.
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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
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One night I fell asleep on the couch at my dad's old place (I was about 14) and my dad and his (now ex) wife were doing it in their room 15 ft away from me with the door open.
Kool Aid man's infamous words of "OOOOH YEAH" lost all meaning to me that day.
It was 7 am and I ran to my friends house. I was like "fuck this shit" and left. But it was one of those "I'm so embarrassed, I'm gonna die" kinda feelings.
I don't get embarrassed much because I'm really careful. But, when I do, it's so awful I can barely stand it.
If I farted in front of someone, I would just fucking die.
It would be the end of the world to me.
For at least the next few days.
Then I would be in denial that it ever happened. At least in my head.
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Monday, August 13th, 2007
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I want to register to get into the cosmetology program. (13 slots left) But, there's a hold on my account because of a wrong address.
Why?
The people that work at the office in my school are a bunch of idiots.
Apparently, I somehow live on the north side at 1550 Sher_____. But, it was really 5050 Sher_____.
And they have my husband down as my son.
For the record, he did not come out of my va-jay-jay. I'm tighter than size 00 pants.
How fucking retarded or illiterate can you be?
Seriously.
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I saw on craigslist that there's such thing as a fish rescue service/place. It makes me so happy to know that someone's kind and loves fish enough to do that.
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I thought we got the apartment.
Last week, the land lord emailed us the forms to sign and drop off with the first month's rent.
In that period of time until now, my father in-law has been haggeling for two weeks free.
This week, he tells us that the woman is going to stay until the end of September.
If he had given us the signed forms as soon as he had gotten them, we would have an apartment picked out before I leave for the summer.
I'm so fucking pissed. -_-
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So, I'm doing a photoshoot tommorow for Lucia Coutour Designs. There are four other models there and I'm absolutely terrified. I've never done this before and I have NO IDEA what to do or expect. I'm sure the other girls have experience, but I don't. I'm scared they're going to be catty cunts or something.
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Anthony did something really respectful.
He was openly flirting with my friend RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
Studio Audience: *Gasp*
Sassy Woman: OH NO HE DI-IN'T~ xO *head bob, finger shake, hand on hip*
I quit smoking, it's been four days. But, I gave in because I was getting so pissed off I couldn't stand it. The final straw was when they were together on the love seat, eating from the same plate on their lap/laps. You know, maybe it would've been different if I had been included in the conversation for the hour to two hours they were having since she got there.
Even if it was innocent or whatever, fuck you. You don't do that. At least not to me. I won't deal with that shit. It's disrespectful on so many levels. There's a difference between being friendly and being.. overly smiley/interested, flamboyant and laughing at everything she said. I recognized the behavior because it's the way he used to be to me when we were dating. As far as I'm concerned with her, she was just being herself. He, on the other hand was someone different.
I can't wait until he gets up so I can lay down the law.
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Yesterday also sucked balls. My head was pounding all day and still is. But, the worst of it was my legs. They hurt SO bad and it was nonstop. It took me a while to figure out what was wrong and it was because my body is starving since I have had a half bowl of soup and a small bowl of cereal since monday. My potassium levels are low, so I've been eating tomatos, but they're making me bloat. I'm still not hungry at all, though.
I called to inquire about the results of my urine culture test and they were like "WTF are you talking about? Do you want to schedule a follow up?"
Fuck you. You guys just want the money I don't have.
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Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
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I went to the hospital last night. We left at 4:30 AM after watching some cartoons. The ride there wasn't as bad as we thought.. but the hospital (Cook county) we were going to go to.. was closed. o_o So we went across the street to Rush Emergency.
They treated me great until they found out that I didn't have insurance and the doctors quickly switched. They had me take a urine sample, but weren't really clear on what to do. It came out "dirty" because they didn't specify what part or timing I should catch (the middle, apparently). So, I did a second one and ended going all over my hand. We waited for a while and the kinda bitchy doctor gave me a prescription and sent me on my way. I'm supposed to call for the culture results tommorow.
Anthony got my prescription..
$343. Fuck, I feel guilty.
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One of my organs (kidney) is infected. I'm really ill to the point where I need to go to the doctor. But, I don't have insurance so I'm not important. My mom doesn't care either. I can feel my brain cells dying over the last three days of fever. I'll be stupider when this is over.
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Hey, people of my friends' list~
If we don't talk already, send me an IM. I'd like to get to know you guys better!
AIM: Wiir masquerade
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Yesterday.. was tiring, even though I didn't do much. But, under five hours will do that to you. On the way there, we had a flat tire. Some guy was driving passing us on the freeway and made the gesture with his fingers of something small. Initially, I thought Anthony pissed him off with his driving and the motion was "I'm going to squish you!" or "You have a really small penis!".. but it was directed towards the tire.
When we arrived in Eldena (near the Iowa border) later than expected and all sorts of people were there that I didn't know.. so instead of feeling awkward and out of place (red neck city), so I went inside and hid for a while by myself, playing piano. I'm not really a fan of the place.. I feel like I should be wearing gloves before I touch anything. One of the two girls that were out there came in and started talking to me because the butch one was picking on her. I sat and talked to her for almost the entire day. All of us went next door to go smoke a bowl.. And in an attempt to avoid the piles of dog shit in the yard, we went around. I hit my knee really, really hard on one of those trailer hitches that was on the back of a truck. It was dead center in the middle of the bone and sucked for the rest of the day.
There was a bon fire with magnesium.
Of course, Anthony had to be the one hitting it, even after he told me he wouldn't do things like that against my wishes. (for his safety.. and chance of disfigurement, I guess.) Then he rode on the front of a bulldozer like.. 12 ft in the air going all over the place on the grass/dirt road. Someone said he was crazy and then it hit me. Not only was I pissed at him doing it in the first place, I was completely embarrassed.
Dear Assthony,
You're twenty five and entirely WAY TOO FUCKING OLD to be doing that shit. Sure, your girlfriends let you do it, but if there was an accident and you turned into a crippled skin graph on wheels, they could say good-bye. I, on the other hand, am committed to you for life. I can barely take care of myself and the pets, let alone another person if something happened. Someone else can change your diapers if you get burned to a crisp, because I won't.
Knock it off and quit making me mad.
Love,
Chelsey
He burned some of his hair off and has burns on his face/neck and hands. Over all, he ruined my entire night (and doesn't understand how or why) and I hid on the couch from the other people until they left.
We ended up getting home at 5AM and I barely remember anything beyond going to the gas station on the way back.
Peter and Annabelle laid two more eggs in the last few days. BOTH are fertile and I'm having mixed feelings about it. We'll keep one, but what about the other? If it grows up in a household, I do not want it to spend it's life as a stock animal. Even having pigeons as pets is illegal here in Chicago, what are we supposed to do then? We can't sell it around here.
I am bored and crabby. There isn't anything on television. Desperate Housewives is on and I have no idea why I'm watching it. It's so fake-- dimension X. Hopefully, when I'm in my late 30's I'll be emaciated, full of botox and fucking people in limos too.
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Thursday, April 12th, 2007
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I was excited throughout the beginning of the week. Real excited, actually. We went to go see the other properties that they offered. The one I was excited about.. looked NOTHING like the pictures depicted? French doors? Psh. The kitchen was.. okay, but offered the exact same amount of counter space we have now (one square to have the dish rack/appliances as well to work on).. except there's space for a small table. The bathroom had the teeniest bathtub I've seen in a while. (At least it had a window, I suppose.) The closet space was.. minimal, to be generous. So.. I think that would probably be a last resort for us in attempt to avoid getting another studio. After this experience, I learned I need a room to get away to when I'm angry instead of being in his presence and getting even more mad.
Disappointed, we decided to look at the one-bedrooms that are in our building. We got to see two of them. But, to me it's a huge thing that the windows face west because I grew up in a bedroom that faced east and had a lot of shade coverage. I'm sure my plants appreciate the effort as well. One was on the corner of the building, so there were windows on two sides of the bedroom, but with the same kitchen we have now. (But less space to move the refrigerator out of the way. We have ours in the living room right) They did have ample closet space though, which would be nice instead of us arguing over where to put the vacuum cleaner. However, the price wasn't really.. in our range. $900 a month would mean him working a second job in addition to his full time and side jobs.
I tried dropping my math class online only to find out that I have to go to the registrar's office to have it done. It's embarrassing enough, but do I really have to go talk to a stranger about it? Augh.
Another thing that's bothering me.. Quite some time ago, Anthony and both agreed that we're not going to keep in contact/friendship with exes/people we (well, he in this case because I don't do that) have slept with. When we were first dating, I would've been fine with that, but he lied about it and it really changed my view on him. Especially since I had to find out in a mortifying, horribly embarrassing situation about things he's done that I would blatantly consider wrong. (I won't say what it is, but it's really, really bad and one of my friends even said to me "You're still with him after finding that out? Holy shit.") He was friends with this girl, I'll call her "Jane" for years after them being fuck buddies for six months (augh...), then after the whole humiliating situation happened we made our agreement, he would cut off contact with her and the other friends he's slept with. (Me? I don't keep contact with former boyfriends) Sorry for the long back story. Anyways, "Jane" has been trying to talk to him on and off since we were engaged in August. Her mother died recently and now she's trying to talk to my husband.. for comfort or something. Her emotional welfare isn't his responsibility anymore what so ever. It was enough with her calling but now she's trying to get a third party, a mutual friend of theirs to try and get him to talk to her. I've always liked the friend a lot, he's a nice guy.. but not her. He wants me to IM him sometime, which is cool but it makes me think that they're trying to find out through me why he won't talk to her. Maybe I'm crazy paranoid (Okay, you can remove the maybe).. but I don't want him to go back on our agreement and strain the relationship. No, sir!
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